when i get a runny nose
Why do I connect with this so much?
THIS IS MY FAVORITE POST
"When I was pregnant with you, this old, homeless, dirty gipsy woman on the lower east side of Manhattan stopped me in the street to tell me that I was having a boy because of how low my stomach was hanging. When I gave birth to a girl, I tried to find the old beggar to tell her that she was wrong & I gave birth to a beautiful girl. 21 years later, I need to go back, find that smelly snaggle toothed troll & tell her she was right all along" - My mother’s words on me being transgender.
I don’t want us to be those parents who never act romantic in front of their children. I want our kids to learn how to really love somebody because we lead by example. So kiss me in the kitchen while I’m pouring cereal, cuddle with me on the couch during family movie night, and hold my hand while we grocery shop.
Let’s show them what true love looks like, so when they find it for themselves they’ll never let it go.
Who ever thought that the respiratory system could look like a tree?
you dont understand how fucking rad this is
new traffic light color ideas
- purple: turn around and go back
- mega green: like green except greener. it means that you have to double go.
- cyan: apply your turbo boosters and do a cool drift or get arrested by the car law
- black: sucks you into a cyber vortex where you have to do a bonus stage road and collect rings
my condolences to anyone who knew me two years ago
my condolences to anyone who still knows me now tbh
people who act like being polite to a person you secretly dislike is being two-faced must have a great time functioning in modern society
the best part of 2013 was when those 2 guys illegally climbed the pyramids in egypt and took photos of it
i mean like